In regards to the frowning in my sleep situation. Last night, I caught myself smiling in my sleep (after having puked up most of the wine I had ingested). A smile alone would have been kudos, but, as I hate puking, I'm thinking the smile might mean something more profound.
And, thanks to mimi smartypants (see link to the right), I found a lovely site called Abstinence Outlet (www.abstinenceoutlet.com). Of course, it is a Christian site. My favorite item:
Thankfully, J is not a huge fan of roses.